Well, on the 22nd of Feb we were all ready to go. We woke up early, too early for Beth but exactly right when you consider that midday on our road the temperatures could reach 40C plus easily. If you have a map go take it out and trace your finger along the route that we have taken. Find Australia and then go all the way down about halfway between Melbourne and Perth. There you will find Adelaide, from Adelaide, we will follow the Stuart Highway north.
We drove straight north in the direction of Port Augusta, the city that prides itself to be the crossroads of Australia. Port Augusta, about 450km north of Adelaide is also where civilization stops, 10km out of town on the Stuart highway there is nothing but red earth, the bush, Kangaroos and no mobile reception. From Port Augusta trace the Stuart Highway, a highway straight as an arrow for hundreds of kilometers at a time with a total length of 2834 km to the next major town that is Woomera. Between these two towns we passed through dry lakes that were white as snow as the only thing left after they dried was salt. Basically, Woomera’s sole purpose was to beat the Soviets in the race to space and arms game. It is an Anglo-Australian project and as you enter the town you see what it is all about as a rocket is there to greet you. North of Woomera we pass through the Woomera Prohibited Area (WPA), an area the size of England that is the largest land-based defense and aerospace range in
the world. The town of Woomera mainly serves the people that work in this range. Work your way about 360k north, through Glendabo and the WPA to Coober Pedy. Glendambo prides itself that it is a town of 30 people, 2200 sheep and approx. 2,000,000 flies, we did not stay to count them. Coober Pedy is a town that in the summer lives underground as it is too hot to be on the surface. It is the opal capital of the world and in the little experience I had in town it looks and feels like a frontier town. An aerial picture of Coober Pedy showed how much digging has taken place, the region looked like Swiss cheese on a bad day.
From Coober Pedy it is about 150k to Cadney Homestead and from there another 90k to the town of Marla, supposedly one of the hottest spots on earth. These places are really service areas that offer anything that travelers may need plus a bar for the people that are staying overnight and the few locals. Marla prides itself of being the last stop in South Australia and on the way back of course as being the first stop in South Australia, I guess it is always a matte of perspective. In Marla there is also a police station, I immediately thought of Mad Max! These places are so isolated. You are not allowed to transport animals, vegetables, etc. between states so in Marla there is also a quarantine zone. When we stopped for fuel in Marla, I noticed posters about the upcoming election, apparently the vote would take place in the pub. That is I believe a great way of motivating the voters. If you trace your finger
farther up north about 180k you will see a place called Kulgera that is as Marla the first or last stop in the Northern Territory and like Marla nothing more than a pub, a petrol station, a motel and a caravan park. After Kulgera, it is only 70k to Erldunda, it is here that we turned right or west to you boy scouts out there. It is only 250k to our final destination the Uluru-Kata Tjuta National Park. Now I am not sure if you have realized but after Port Augusta this is the first major turn off the Stuart Highway. Sure you can leave the highway at Pimba to go to Woomera and then to Roxby Downs but that is a stretch of less than 100k, Roxby Downs is a city that was build in 1987 to serve the world largest uranium and significant gold, copper and silver mine, the Olympic Dam Mine. Apart from this bitumen (sealed to you non-Australians) roads there is nothing for more than a 1000k. From Erldunda it is another 300k or so north on the Stuart Highway to Alice Springs. Imagine that 1000k of mostly straight road and there is no other road to turn onto, nothing, nada. Sure there are enough dirt roads to take you anywhere if you got the right wheels and experience. For example the Tallaringa Track, which heads west at Coober Pedy through the WPA (special permission needed) for more than 500k to the West Australian border through Emu Junction, a place that is so radio active that it rivals Tchernobyl. The British did atomic bomb testing in this area. Once you reach the border you need a few hundred kilometers still before you hit any town of significance.
Another notable junction is to the Oodnadatta, the original south-north route. There were many dirt roads like that on both sides of the highway and I did feel the urge to follow them but then of course I was not alone, maybe another time.